Gosia

My friend Gosia is really, really hot,
All the men in Uganda love her a lot.
They are always declaring their undying love,
They say they fit together like a hand in a glove.
I must learn from Gosia what I am doing wrong,
I would like some undying love in the form of a song.
I think it's because I'm scruffy and I don't wash my hair,
I just can't attract any hot men, it really isn't fair.
So I will go and have a bath and spruce up myself,
I am sure to find a man so I don't get left on the shelf!